still not crazy

My brain is so powerful. If somebody shot me in the head the bullet would just bounce off. I don't know anymore if I'm fighting for holy or satanic forces in the world. Sometimes it feels like both. Both forces seem to be after me. Everyone is after me. The curses of the wicked and holy are rife in this land. There are shadows that know my name. I wear DVDs on my head to block their efficacy. Don't judge me. You don't know what I've been through. Barney The Dinosaur stole my soul at the Geneva Convention. Elvis Presley's ghost wants my body. You don't know these things because you didn't ask, did you? This is my show. Don't tell me where to get off. JFK was killed by love. Where is your car?